ROFL ::decompressing sigh::
"Do you?"
Of funny things we praise.
"Tell me about them."
Well, take Bradford;
Offered 3 hours of recording time. Free of charge.
Had to cancel though.
Teammate had checked out the equipment,
Charged them $100 - their only option then.
"That was a hoot! Albeit not within dictum..."
Indeed.
Oh! And remember Jezebel?
"Do I ever, sexy princess."
She complained about the quality of men,
"LOL! I recall her rant."
Then left Loving Edward for a Man of Quality.
"A doctor I think. How is Ed?"
Eaten by worms while finishing his book.
And then there was Max,
Well, Maximus to be clear (or Maxine to be queer)
He climbed Everest in just 3 years,
But the Economics Committee appealed -
He'd taken too many unnecessary steps
Sight Seeing he said
So they refund his ticket...
and his application fee
"He did look rather gangling when he got back."
It was a steady diet of chickpeas and vegetarianisms
But let's not forget my fav.: Luke!
"The one and only!... poor bastard."
He declined his seat on the shuttle to the Light.
"To the Sun, actually... He told me it was on principle alone."
Either case, they laughed him into a flower pot.
"I heard he drowned."
... In the flower pot. See?
But forget all that. My brother gave me gas money.
Right in front of Justin...
... or is it Justice? (he's a she, right?)
Anyway, Altruism insisted that I fill my tank,
But I bought a candy bar and two sodas.
"And?... What happened?"
Well, nothing, it's Justin... and Altruism is a sissy.
"Right, she's quite blind without her glasses."
I fathom that's why she loves piñatas so much...
